Good excuses delivered

Real excuses.
Happier people.

Personalized physical excuse kits for the friend, coworker, spouse, or relative who needs a much better story—and a package to prove it.

Special delivery

One very good excuse, enclosed.

Personalized properly

Built around the recipient, the joke, and the cover story.

A real parcel

Something they can open, hold, and display with pride.

Good excuses only

Premium paper trail. Maximum laugh potential.

The good stuff

Excuses worth sending.

The Excuse Department

An excuse should never arrive looking like an afterthought. We make the whole story feel official.

01
Choose the alibi
Pick a parcel made for awkward meetings, forgotten chores, late arrivals, and other highly defensible behavior.
02
Make it theirs
Add the names and details that turn a funny premise into a perfectly targeted delivery.
03
Send the evidence
The finished excuse arrives as a physical kit, ready for the reveal, group chat, and desk display.

A note from dispatch

Find the excuse kit that fits the crime, personalize the details, and let us send a laugh straight to their door.

Officially unofficial

Excuse enclosed.

Open immediately. Accountability may be avoided.