About Excuse Parcel

About Excuse Parcel

Excuse Parcel is the shipping desk of The Excuse Department: a place where running jokes become personalized physical evidence.

Our Mission

To turn missed meetings, forgotten chores, suspicious delays, and harmless mischief into funny parcels people remember long after opening them.

What We Make

Every Excuse Parcel is a physical excuse kit designed to be sent to a friend, coworker, spouse, or family member. Choose the premise, personalize the details, and let us send the joke straight to their door.

Need an Explanation?

Questions about a kit, personalization, or delivery? Get in touch and the department will investigate.